Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

• Posted on March 17, 2009 at 3:33 am

Sadly, this will be the first time in years I am not going out on St. Paddie’s Day. This makes me very, very sad. I have to attend a Relay For Life captains meeting after work. Who the hell is the genius that scheduled the first meeting on St. Patrick’s Day?! Way to go motherfucker, or, as the Irish would say “For the love of fuck!” I hope all the people that have cancer or are going to get cancer appreciate the fact that I am giving up the one day a year when it’s okay to behave like an ass, to raise money for a “cure.” Giving my time to charity is all fine and dandy, but when it starts to interfere with my drinking, I really need to step back and reavalute my priorites. You know, little Alejandro never interfered with my ability to get my drink on. Hmm… I may have to rethink giving up on Christian Children’s Fund. To all of you going out tonight and getting completely shitfaced, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE and have a green beer for me!

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