Political Genius Or Complete Dumbass? You Make The Call!

• Posted on August 11, 2009 at 12:06 am

I just took the “Political Spectrum Quiz” on Facebook and got some very interesting results. According the powers that be at FB, I am a “left social moderate, a foreign policy centrist, and culturally liberal.” Political quiz say what?! Here’s a breakdown of my scores on a scale of 0-10:

Economic Issues: +4.11, Left
Social Issues: +0.98, Libertarian
Foreign Policy: +0.75, Non-Interventionist
Cultural Identification: +4.88, Liberal

What does all this mean?! First off, I thought Libertarians were from Libya. Am I wrong about that one? Secondly, I think it only ranked me as culturally liberal because I said marijuana should be legalized, along with gay marriage. If they had thrown some questions about porn in there, I’m sure I would have been off the charts. And as far as being a non-interventionist goes, I fully support interventions of any kind, especially when they are taped and broadcast on A&E! Seriously, watch “Intervention” it is an amazing show.

By now, I’m sure you’ve deduced that I am quite the political powerhouse and can go head to head on a variety of hot-button issues. Abortion…sure, why not? Gay marriage…like I stated above I’m fully for it. If they want to be miserable like most of the married couples I know, then they can knock themselves out. Death penalty…okay! Freedom of speech…fuck it. Let people say whatever they want, whenever they want. What harm could it possibly do?

Wow, my political knowledge and debating skills amaze even me! Just for the record I am a registered democrat and I am proud to say I voted for President Osama. I still don’t understand how a Haitian was eligible for the presidency, but maybe they changed the rules. I guess that means The Terminator can finally run in the next election.

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