Actors I’d Like To F**k: Peter Billingsley Edition

• Posted on June 5, 2009 at 3:02 am

EVERYONE knows actor Peter Billingsley. For those of you living under a rock for the last 20 years, he played Ralphie in the classic film, “A Christmas Story.” I also vividly remember him as “Messy Marvin” in the Hershey Syrup commercials of the early 80’s. He did a shit ton of work as a child actor and the last thing I remember seeing him in when I was young was an after school special “The Fourth Man” where he plays a teen who gets hooked on steroids in order to be on the track team. His performance was riveting. This TV movie also starred a very young Vince Vaughn and the two became best friends and remain so to this day.

As an adult, Peter DID NOT get hooked on drugs and end up a tragic cliché as so many child stars before him have done. He actually became a successful producer and continues to act in small roles. He was in “The Breakup” as one of Vince Vaughn’s character’s friends, and he’s also in “Four Christmas” with him, too. He produced and starred in Vince’s “Wild West Comedy Show” which toured across the country a couple years ago and Peter produced the documentary which chronicled all their shenanigans.

As you can see for yourselves, little Ralphie has turned into a major hottie. Normally, men with eyes that blue can be a bit creepy/Arain-esque, but Peter pulls it off. Now I just have to try really hard not to think of him wearing that pink bunny suit his aunt got him for Christmas

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