Actors I’d Like To F**k: Neil Patrick Harris Edition

• Posted on August 26, 2009 at 12:04 am

Yes, I am fully aware that NPH plays for the other team. I don’t care. I still REALLY, REALLY want to fuck him. I just can’t get over the fact that this handsome, witty, charismatic and extremely talented guy is the same actor who played “Doogie Howser, MD.” I watched that show growing up and never once thought he was cute. Well, if you had put a gun to my head and forced me to choose between tea bagging Neil or the guy that played Vinnie, I, of course, would have chosen the Doogster. But I digress.

I first discovered what a hottie Neil had become when “How I Met Your Mother” started airing on CBS a few years ago. I give him all the more credit because he plays Barney, the sexist, sex-obsessed, chauvanist character, flawlessly. I NEVER would have suspected him of loving the ‘peen. He MAKES that show. Without Neil, the other characters would be super annoying. Okay… wait, I take that back. I would like to fuck Jason Segal, too.

Anyway, Neil has been great in anything I’ve seen him do. He spoofed himself in the “Harold & Kumar” movies (which I own and can practically quote word for word), he was an AWESOME host on “Saturday Night Live,” and, although I missed it, I hear he was a terrific host of the Tony Awards this past year.

Dear, dear Neil…if you EVER decide to switch teams, may I please be the first the introduce you to the Vadge Hall of Fame? Thank you in advance for your consideration.

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