She Must Have Been High…

• Posted on February 3, 2010 at 1:25 am

Okay boys and girls, today’s post is brought to us by one of my friends who is a self-proclaimed “stoner.” Their name has been left out to protect their identity,however, I now have future blackmail material for the rest of their life. Yeah, I basically own this bitch now Enjoy!

Sometimes I think I’m clever when I’m high and I write things down that I either want to do or create. Sometimes I even write ideas for movies and short films. I then stick these things in random places… like the back of notebooks, magazines, or a book I was reading at the time and come across it months later with no recollection of it other than I can recognize my own handwriting. While it’s amusing to read afterward, I always feel embarrassed for my stoned self. The high me thinks, “This is the best idea ever!” and the sober me thinks, “You are a fucking pot head.”

Must’ve Been High, Finding #1

I’m going to type this exactly as it’s written so it’s not going to make much sense. I think it was an idea for a mockumentary.

Audition-

Fake auditions to find widower’s ideal woman to marry.

It will be a romantic story based on the widower’s documentary.

Love triangle between a dancer, a patron, and a down syndrome boy.

-Film Maker- will arrange the story.

So is the “Film Maker” a character in the mockumentary or was I already passing the buck for completing this clusterfuck of an idea to the film maker who “will arrange the story”? It’s like I thought I was cranking out million dollar ideas. “You want this nugget… it’ll cost ya! Now go finish the story and let me smoke my dope” And WTF… in what universe would a dancer, a patron, and a down syndrome boy become entangled in a love triangle?

The only answer is… I must’ve been really high.

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