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The Bitch Is Back…
Once upon a time, I had a friend named Shopgirl who wrote a blog detailing all her funny stories about working in retail. The blog was called “Mall Rats” and it has been on hiatus for awhile. Well, this joyous holiday season has stirred Shopgirl out of her slumber and what can I say…the bitch is back. Click on the link above to see what retail antics Shopgirl has been dealing with this past month. Enjoy!
