Riding That Crazy Train

• Posted on January 23, 2010 at 4:55 am

I’m confused. A year ago, Joaquin Phoenix said he was going to retire from acting and become a rapper. He grew out his hair, dressed like a homeless person and started acting batshit crazy. He kept this act up for a few months, then virtually disappeared off the face of the earth. I have not seen one picture of him in months, until today.

All of a sudden, he’s clean shaven and coherent again! The weird thing is, he’s doing a PSA for a suicide prevention organization. The weirder thing is, his co-star in the PSA is MILEY FUCKING CYRUS!!! Um…what?! How in the holy hell did these two end up in the same room, at the same time, doing a video together? It’s like they picked random celebrities’ names out of a hat and put them together. You know, I didn’t really think Joaquin was crazy before, but now that he’s paling around with Miss Cyrus, I’m started to seriously question his sanity.

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