Doing The Hand Jive

• Posted on August 20, 2009 at 12:14 am

Here’s another chapter from my book, “What Your Mother Won’t Tell You: Brutally Honest Advice For Young Women.” Enjoy!

Once you and your boyfriend start dating there will invariably come the point where the two of you will start making out and he will request one of two things: a hand job or a blowjob. Blowjobs are a bit more complicated and will be discussed in detail in the following chapter. So for now, we will break down the nuances of a great hand job. Depending on how comfortable you are with this boy or how much you’ve experimented up until this point, you may already know a thing are two about this subject.

But I’m going to pretend that this is the first hand job you have ever given so we can go slowly and get all the pointers down. First of all, you need to be prepared! You absolutely need some sort of lubrication to assist you in this little endeavor. If you have nothing, then spit will have to do, but I suggest carrying a travel size bottle of lotion in your purse. I really recommend unscented, unless you want your boyfriend’s dick to smell like roses (actually, this may not be a bad thing). Also, if you follow up the hand job with some oral action, then you’ll have to taste the scented lotion and TRUST me, it does not taste good.

So by this time, you and your man have fooled around a bit and he’s probably semi-hard, if not a full on brick. Start by giving his cock a few good rubs up and down before you take his jeans off. Don’t rush to get his pants off, either, as part of the excitement is the anticipation of what’s about the happen. Slowly and seductively unzip his jeans and pull them down. Again, give his some nice slow hand massages above his tighty whities to ensure he’s fully aroused.

Of course, you still want to make sure that the two of you are still making out while you’re doing all this, so these maneuvers require some multi-tasking abilities. If you are comfortable enough with your body, you can even let your girls out for him to play with while you perform the hand jive on him. Guys are quite visual and love to look at/play with/suck on a good pair of titties.

Next, you’re going to let his little man come out to play. I recommend pulling his undies all the way down as well so that you will be able to massage the balls, too. If you are not comfortable yet dribbling the balls, then you can let him keep his shorts on and just take his dick out through the flap in the front. Grab your lotion (or spit on your hand, which is so unlady like and gross, so I really urge you to use lotion), and put an ample amount on your hand. Honestly, the more the better. Then, slowly massage his cock. Be careful not to use just a straight up and down motion, but twist your hand around WHILE you move it up and down. It’s kind of the same motion you use when twisting the lid off of a soda bottle. Again, you’ll want to start off slow, then build up speed as he gets closer to ejaculating. You should also vary the pressure you use as well. He’ll let you know what feels good.

The head of the penis is more sensitive than the shaft, so really concentrate your movements on that area. If you feel comfortable, then use your other hand to gentle massage his balls. Don’t handle them too hard, as these are a tender area.

Most teenage boys have a hair-trigger cocks and are not going to be able to last more than a few strokes. They should, out of courtesy, let you know when they are about to cum. If he’s not telling you, then just ask. Usually, it’s pretty easy to tell because they’ll start breathing really hard, thrusting their hips, and yelling, “Oh my God, I’m going to cum!” You can then move your hand out of the way so their man juice doesn’t get all over you, or let them finish themselves off.

Here’s where having clean up tools comes in handy (no pun intended). In addition to lube, make sure you have tissues to wipe everything up, and hand sanitizer if you can’t wash your hands right away.

The most important thing to remember is to only do this if YOU want to, not because you feel pressured. And also, make sure he is doing something to reciprocate. Sex is a two-way street and both people need to feel satisfied. Okay, now that you’ve read the basics and feel prepared, get ready to do some stroking!

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