Kinky Bitches

• Posted on April 18, 2009 at 3:35 am

I think women brag to each other about their sex lives far more than men do (or maybe I just know too many kinky bitches.) I have a friend that got it on with a guy on the top of her apartment building, another did it on top of a car that was parked in a residential neighborhood at night, another fooled around with a guy in the stockroom of her store. I fully believe all these encounters took place. What I DON’T buy is when someone tells me they did it a million times in an hour. Okay, a million times is a bit of an exaggeration, but a girl who works for me (who is fond of the chocolate daddies) claims they fucked like bunnies SEVEN times in the back of her car…in an hour. REALLY? I don’t think so.

Why even make up something that lame? First of all, I hardly believe that this guy, even though he is 20 years old and in his prime, was able to get it up that much in such a short time span. No way. And was this “jack rabbit” sex? Did he just drill it in her and bust a nut? Not likely. And what kind of pleasure did she get out of this because she sure as shit didn’t cum that many times. I’ll believe you did it three times, MAYBE four, but no way in hell did he give it to you seven times in an hour. Thanks for playing, try again.

Oh, and if you’re asking yourself, “Brooke, why are your very young employees discussing their sex lives with you,” well, that’s just how I roll. Makes the day so much more interesting. Deal with it.

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