Riding Miss Daisy

• Posted on June 13, 2009 at 2:26 am

I have no idea how the hell this happened, but “Daisy of Love” is one of my new favorite shows. I was flipping through the channels one night, looking for something fun to watch, and the powers that be made my remote stop on VH1. It’s been love at first sight ever since.

For those who aren’t familiar with the show, let me break it down for you. Daisy De La Hoya (Oscar’s niece) is the train wreck from a past season of “Rock of Love.” She famously broke the fuck down when Brett Michaels rejected her and made a complete ass of herself. I do believe snot dripped from her nose as she was losing her shit all over the place when Brett told her she was not his true love. It was pretty awesome to watch.

So the producers over at VH1 thought this little lady should have her own show and I applaud their ingenious idea because Daisy is extremely mesmerizing to watch. She looks like a total cum dumpster yet her voice sounds like a little girl’s and it’s a creepy contrast to take in.

She’s also some sort of a musician (of COARSE she is), but I have yet to actually see her sing or play an instrument. And the men they’ve given her to choose from just scream “STD.” In fact, if/when she does have unprotected sex with any of them, I’m sure they would mutate their own special kind of genital warts. Yuck.

But Miss Daisy is fairly enduring because she does wear her heart on her sleeve and she really does fall for EVERY guy on the show in a junior high school kind of way. She’s positively in love with a guy one minute and making out with another guy in the next scene. Girlfriend just can’t seem to make up her damn mind!

It’s okay, Daisy. I’m sure you will find true love this time around and it will probably even last a few months. And if you don’t, I’ll be looking forward to season two of your show.

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