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Posts tagged with 'Chelsea Handler'
Chelsea Lately
This is a book review/my favorite TV shows/if I was ever a lesbian, this is who I would give lickings to post. I LOVE Chelsea Handler. I must confess that I had NO CLUE who the hell she was until I saw “Chelsea Lately” for the first time. Now, it’s part of my nightly bedroom routine. I clean my ‘keet’s bird cage, take my melatonin (sometimes with wine, sometimes without), then settle in for a dose of pure comic genius from 10:00pm to 10:30pm on E!.
I’m sooo grateful they moved Miss Handler up a full half-hour, as I am old now and can’t seem to stay awake past 11:00pm on any given night. For those of you who don’t know, Chelsea Handler is a stand-up comedian/actress who was previously featured on the Oxygen Network show “Girls Behaving Badly” and had her own show for a very short lived time period before striking gold as a late night talk show host on the E! Network. She is also a New York Times best-selling author of the book “Are You There Vodka, It’s Me Chelsea?” I own this book and would recommend it to anyone I thought was cool enough to handle the Handler. She also wrote another book called “My Horizontal Life” about all the men she fucked in her twenties and I can’t wait to read it. In fact, I think I am going to petition the Illinois School Board and make sure her books are included as part of the curriculum. I’m sure all parents would be cool with that, right?
Some more reasons I Heart Chelsea are:
1) Her boyfriend is the head of E programming and she freely admits to sleeping with her boss!
2) Her favorite liquor is Grey Goose vodka and lots of it!
3) Her sidekick is a Mexican dwarf named Chewy. If you read my post about how I “adopted” a Mexican orphan named Alejandro, then you would know why I feel she is a kindred spirit!
4) She’s BFF with Jenny McCarthy (who I heart as well, but mainly because she gets to have sex with my crush, Jim Carrey)!
5) She’s REALLY, REALLY funny. EVERY episode of her show is funny. I MEAN IT! WATCH IT!

