She Must Have Been High…
Okay boys and girls, today’s post is brought to us by one of my friends who is a self-proclaimed “stoner.” Their name has been left out to protect their identity,however, I now have future blackmail material for the rest of their life. Yeah, I basically own this bitch now 
Enjoy!
Sometimes I think I’m clever when I’m high and I write things down that I either want to do or create. Sometimes I even write ideas for movies and short films. I then stick these things in random places… like the back of notebooks, magazines, or a book I was reading at the time and come across it months later with no recollection of it other than I can recognize my own handwriting. While it’s amusing to read afterward, I always feel embarrassed for my stoned self. The high me thinks, “This is the best idea ever!” and the sober me thinks, “You are a fucking pot head.”
Must’ve Been High, Finding #1
I’m going to type this exactly as it’s written so it’s not going to make much sense. I think it was an idea for a mockumentary.
Audition-
Fake auditions to find widower’s ideal woman to marry.
It will be a romantic story based on the widower’s documentary.
Love triangle between a dancer, a patron, and a down syndrome boy.
-Film Maker- will arrange the story.
So is the “Film Maker” a character in the mockumentary or was I already passing the buck for completing this clusterfuck of an idea to the film maker who “will arrange the story”? It’s like I thought I was cranking out million dollar ideas. “You want this nugget… it’ll cost ya! Now go finish the story and let me smoke my dope” And WTF… in what universe would a dancer, a patron, and a down syndrome boy become entangled in a love triangle?
The only answer is… I must’ve been really high.
One must be a stoner to understand a stoner. Kind of like being a sensei. But, even then, understanding doesn’t always come through (like in this case). Because stoners say some crazy shit sometimes. But they’re always good for a laugh.
I really love the picture you found for this blog but I’m concerned about the dwelling in the middle that is half crack house and half on the good road. And when they say follow the good road they mean it… the sidewalks are way nicer on that side of town. This picture has almost everything but it’s sadly missing the human element. I really would like to see some pimps and whores on the left facing off with bible beaters on the right.
PS… I think this short film NEEDS to be produced. I’ve always felt retarded love interests are shamefully underrepresented in films.
Foxy- Agreed
Val- Let’s get this script greenlights ASAP!
I think this was an episode of “The Bachelor.”
Your million dollar idea might need some work….however, I have this idea that is sure to net me millions………….It’s just that I have no idea how to create this product and then get it to store shelves………..what about a patent??? NO idea!
Good luck with your film… :O)