Things I Find Annoying (AKA…Me Bitching Like Andy Rooney Again)
1. Most people.
2. People that “play” the victim. If something is wrong with your life…fix it. Don’t bitch endlessly about it because no one cares.
3. People that dwell on their perceived “bad” childhoods. Again, get the hell over it. There is really nothing more unattractive than an adult complaining about things that happened to them when they were a kid.
4. Stupid women. If you pick the same type of guy over and over, you will get the same results over and over. There is nothing wrong with NOT dating and staying single until the right person comes along.
5. People that complain they have no money, yet waste what money they have on frivolous things they can easily live without.
6. Young people with no work ethic…and they wonder why they can’t hold a job.
7. People that think working for a company for two years is a REALLY long time. Are you f**king kidding me?!
8. People that have arguments with their husbands/wives/friends via their Facebook status. It’s just weird and creepy and uncomfortable for those reading it. Don’t do it!
9. People that get on a soapbox about something and rant and rave as if they are perfect and everyone else is wrong…oh wait, isn’t that what I’m doing right now? Shit!
10. People that have a blog and only write new posts once a month…oh crap, I’m screwed again!
If you read any of the above items and see yourself exhibiting these behaviors, now would be a good time to stop and think, “How can I become a less annoying human in 2010?” It’s never too late to become less of an asshole. Merry Christmas!
Amen sister!!! Don’t play the victim and then do the same thing over and over again that is causing the problem! The bad childhood thing…it’s just a lame excuse as to why they are too lazy and irresponsible to actually do something with their lives. But wait, if they did something with their lives they couldn’t then whine about how little money they have. I also hate people who assume they know you and your business when they have no idea who you are, what you think, and what your experiences have been. I’ve decided this is a rural phenomenon where everyone is raised feeling entitled to know everything about everybody—and if you don’t–then make something up that is interesting to you.
Oh ya!! And how many times has someone been on their soapbox and you are sitting there knowing some of the shit they have done and you are thinking–ya but remember when you….
Most of all I hate hippocrites.
Yes to #8! And how about couples who write lovey-dovey stuff to each other on Facebook? Gag! Get a room!
Carol- Agreed
Kathy- Ditto..unless it’s funny stuff
Yes, I agree with all of your list except # 3. I think it’s okay to whine about your childhood…IF you were touched inappropriately by Andy Rooney (not me…uh…a friend of mine).
What’s more annoying than complaining about your childhood is focusing on annoying things all the time. THAT’S annoying (but what do I know?!).