What Your Mother Won’t Tell You: Brutally Honest Advice For Young Women
Here’s a sample from an advice book to young girls that I started writing a few months ago. It’s called “What Your Mother Won’t Tell You: Brutally Honest Advice For Young Women.” And it is definitely honest. In fact, it’s so frank, I’m not sure if a book like this would ever sell. I imagine a parent would have to be either VERY liberal to buy something like this for their kid or just not give a shit. Oh, well…I have nieces I can pass this along to some day 
This is from the chapter entitled “Masterbation.” Enjoy!
Ladies, let your fingers do the walking! The sooner you learn how to pleasure yourself, the better. If you don’t know what makes you cum, how is a guy going to magically know? If you are uncomfortable touching yourself, then use a vibrator. They are fairly easy to come by and your mom probably has one tucked in a dresser drawer. Buy one online, whatever it takes, but just get one. You won’t be sorry!
Since this isn’t a clinical book, I’m not going to bore you with medical terms, but most women come from clitoral stimulation. The clit is located at the top of your coochie and it is essentially a mini penis. Yes, that’s right, a mini penis! When you were forming in the womb and mother nature decided you would be a girl, your clit stopped growing and you got a vagina. If you had been a boy, the clit would have kept growing into a penis.
The clit is ultra sensitive and it’s what needs to be stimulated in order for most women to reach orgasm. Occasionally, some woman can cum from having their inner “G” spot stimulated. I have to admit, the G spot feels good, but I’ve never had an orgasm from that alone. I’m a clit girl! Sometimes I barely even have to touch it and I’m cumming like crazy. The more you stimulate your clit, the easier it will be for you to reach orgasm during sex. I like to think of the clit as a little muscle that you have to work out- use it or lose it!
Another reason it’s super important to make yourself cum is that you will not always have a man (or another woman) to do it for you. It’s an awesome stress reliever and a really good sleeping aid. One good orgasm and I’m out like a light. I also think it makes you so much more in touch with your body and an all-around happier person. Orgasms are the ONE great pleasure we get in life that we can do with or without someone, so why not experience all it has to offer?
Let me know when you are published. I’ll totally buy it and pass it along to Taylor when she’s like 35.
I hear ya on the sleep aid. It’s better than Ambien!
Amen sister! Someone needs to empower those girls!
I so look forward to hearing about the other chapters (drugs, oral sex, porn, etc)…
Candice- I’ll reserve you a copy
Foxy- There will be more to come!
Looking forward to when this is made into a movie. Uh, I mean, a multimedia learning tool. Whew.
Is it bad that I just got turned on by reading this?
Dave- This could totallly be a movie! I hadn’t even thought that far. Hmm…I wonder who could play a young me?
Derek- No, it’s not bad at all. If fact, I think I could probably have a prolific career as a porn writer.
all solid information that girls need to know…..not MY girls, but the twins are only 6
Someday, far, far away, I will let them read this book!
Great advice. I really think you could sell this book to a publisher. Good luck.
Colleen- Yes, they are a bit too young. I was thinking more teenage range.
Emmak- Thanks. I’m so far from being finished, but one day it WILL be complete!
I don’t think this is “too frank” for publication or sales or whatever. There are a bunch of books out there that already do this – The Guide to Getting It On, for example, goes into all this sort of stuff and more, for both men AND women, has stuff about pregnancy, STDs, etc.