Riding Miss Daisy
I have no idea how the hell this happened, but “Daisy of Love” is one of my new favorite shows. I was flipping through the channels one night, looking for something fun to watch, and the powers that be made my remote stop on VH1. It’s been love at first sight ever since.
For those who aren’t familiar with the show, let me break it down for you. Daisy De La Hoya (Oscar’s niece) is the train wreck from a past season of “Rock of Love.” She famously broke the fuck down when Brett Michaels rejected her and made a complete ass of herself. I do believe snot dripped from her nose as she was losing her shit all over the place when Brett told her she was not his true love. It was pretty awesome to watch.
So the producers over at VH1 thought this little lady should have her own show and I applaud their ingenious idea because Daisy is extremely mesmerizing to watch. She looks like a total cum dumpster yet her voice sounds like a little girl’s and it’s a creepy contrast to take in.
She’s also some sort of a musician (of COARSE she is), but I have yet to actually see her sing or play an instrument. And the men they’ve given her to choose from just scream “STD.” In fact, if/when she does have unprotected sex with any of them, I’m sure they would mutate their own special kind of genital warts. Yuck.
But Miss Daisy is fairly enduring because she does wear her heart on her sleeve and she really does fall for EVERY guy on the show in a junior high school kind of way. She’s positively in love with a guy one minute and making out with another guy in the next scene. Girlfriend just can’t seem to make up her damn mind!
It’s okay, Daisy. I’m sure you will find true love this time around and it will probably even last a few months. And if you don’t, I’ll be looking forward to season two of your show.
She looks like another fine, young lady in line for a long career in…in…what exactly did you say she did for a living again??
She sang on the season opener. Well…she did something that resembled singing. I love me some Rock of Love, but I can’t stay with this show. It’s mostly her. She’s just too stupid and annoying for me to enjoy.
Dave- I believe “media whore” would be a fitting career for her.
Shawn- I can’t stop watching…I must love train wrecks!
and i thought i couldnt possibly kill any more brain cells than the time i watched an episode of tila tequila. i was wrong.
This show is shit. Daisy is like a blow up sex doll – but without the personality.
OK this is going to sound weird, but I saw your blog listed on humorblogs and clicked because my name is Amanda Brooke.
The first thing I see is this post (I recently wrote about Rock of Love). And then a post about vampires (which I heart). And that you also have a september birthday. And then a post about farting, which sealed the deal.
I know it sounds all ghey and shit, but I think we’re long lost twins!!! With backwards names.
“So the producers over at VH1 thought this little lady should have her own show and I applaud their ingenious idea because Daisy is extremely mesmerizing to watch. She looks like a total cum dumpster yet her voice sounds like a little girl’s and it’s a creepy contrast to take in.
She’s also some sort of a musician (of COARSE she is), but I have yet to actually see her sing or play an instrument. And the men they’ve given her to choose from just scream “STD.” In fact, if/when she does have unprotected sex with any of them, I’m sure they would mutate their own special kind of genital warts. Yuck. ”
See…this is why I keep coming back. LOL