Actors I’d Like To F**k: Peter Billingsley Edition
So Cute!
So Hot!
EVERYONE knows actor Peter Billingsley. For those of you living under a rock for the last 20 years, he played Ralphie in the classic film, “A Christmas Story.” I also vividly remember him as “Messy Marvin” in the Hershey Syrup commercials of the early 80’s. He did a shit ton of work as a child actor and the last thing I remember seeing him in when I was young was an after school special “The Fourth Man” where he plays a teen who gets hooked on steroids in order to be on the track team. His performance was riveting. This TV movie also starred a very young Vince Vaughn and the two became best friends and remain so to this day.
As an adult, Peter DID NOT get hooked on drugs and end up a tragic cliché as so many child stars before him have done. He actually became a successful producer and continues to act in small roles. He was in “The Breakup” as one of Vince Vaughn’s character’s friends, and he’s also in “Four Christmas” with him, too. He produced and starred in Vince’s “Wild West Comedy Show” which toured across the country a couple years ago and Peter produced the documentary which chronicled all their shenanigans.
As you can see for yourselves, little Ralphie has turned into a major hottie. Normally, men with eyes that blue can be a bit creepy/Arain-esque, but Peter pulls it off. Now I just have to try really hard not to think of him wearing that pink bunny suit his aunt got him for Christmas 
See, this is why I come to you for all of my ‘where are they now’ info! Brilliant!
I saw the afterschool special when I was about 13. I remember thinking that I wanted to try steroids to get better at football. I didn’t mind the thought of ‘raging’ for some reason. I had no idea that was him! BTW, was Ian Ziering in it too?
I presumed that little Ralphie had either died or went blind from soap poisoning, shot his eye out, or just faded into obscurity. But he’s ok! And if Ralphie’s ok, we’re all ok! The world feels like a better place knowing he’s doing good!!
Thanks! That’s why I love you!!
Seems like sometimes cute little kids turn into really weird looking adults but he’s
hot!!!!
Man, I saw a replay of that after school special at the Wild West Comedy Tour – which was hilarious, btw. I was also surprised at how dang cute little Ralphie had turned out. I have to say, I’d do him too. Rawr!
Drink more Ovaltine.
I find myself vaguely attracted to him as well. But then again, I spilled the fact that I have worn lip gloss on the subway.
Scott- I’m not sure if Ian Ziering was in it…I’ll have to check that out and get back to you. I am THE source for all useless celebrity facts.
Carol- Yes he is.
Foxy- I LOVED when they spoofed themselves doing the afterschool special! It was brilliant.
Shawn- I already picked some at at the store and it’s delicious.
Dave- You’re revealing more and more of yourself…very interesting stuff.
LOVE him and The Christmas Story….that’s where I learned my love of “the mother of all dirty words!” you do not even have to issue the “dreaded triple dog dare” to get me to say it! I’d do him!
Brooke, I’m sorry to tell you this but you are a crazy person.
Damn it- now i have to look for the bastard in movies, etc.
I love Christmas Story and I am pissed Ralphie grew up.
I have somewhat of a crazy desire to lick him. Yes I agree with you and I thought until now that I was the only one. My friends all think i’m crazy that he is my celebrity crush and say that he is less attractive than the men i date. But there is just something about him…..
April- Yes! Ralphie lovers unite!