Scummywood
There’s a disturbing trend among young Hollywood and it’s been happening for awhile. I’ve tried to ignore it, but it was blatantly obvious at the recent MTV Movie Awards that I watched on Sunday. I’m referring, of coarse, to the total and utter lack of personal hygiene among the so-called “hotties” of the moment.
The worst offender is Robert Pattinson of “Twilight” fame. I’ve never read the books, I have no desire to see the movie, and after seeing how greasy and unkempt his hair was at the awards, I have no desire to watch him act in anything…ever.
Second runner-up is his co-star Kristen Stewart. Not only does she look like she just woke up, threw on whatever the fuck was wadded up on her bedroom floor and smoked a fat joint before heading out for the day, but she comes across as an awkward & unappreciative little bitch. Enough said.
Come on, you two! You just made a ton of money starring in the biggest blockbuster of the year and you can’t jump in a shower before you strut your stuff on the red carpet. You two make Lindsey Lohan look fresh & clean, and that’s not an easy fete.
There are rumors that Robert and Kristen are dating…kind of brings new meaning to the term “bumping uglies.” YUCK.
Jeez, I wonder what they think to themselves when they get up in the morning…”Let’s see if I can get away with this” comes to mind.
I guess that they’re trying to be ‘vampire chic’ and not pulling it off! BTW, thanks for that mental movie that’s now playing in my brain due to your last comment. Its morning over here, and now I’m left with that shit in my head all day!
I do not get the buzz surrounding this couple. Neither of them are appealing AT ALL. They both just mope around looking like they’d rather be anywhere else. I don’t think she’s pretty, and I don’t think he’s handsome. I guess they’re perfect for each other. Why the fuck do I even give a shit? I can’t believe I am wasting my precious morning chill time sharing my opinion about them. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
They are dead for God’s sake!! Give them a break! How do you think you’d look if
you had to stay up all night looking around for food. I can’t believe you are so
critical!
THank you, Thank you, Thank god someone else said it too!
I’ve really been thinking what the f@$%.
Oh, and that snotty little teenaged attitude she carries makes me wanna …
I agree with you totally, Brooke. These folks are a bunch of scurves.
You may need to write a blog on the word “scurve” for those not from Galva.
i mean, i come to work looking like i just woke up; i throw on whatever the fuck is wadded up on my bedroom floor, smoke a fat joint before heading out for the day, AND i throw up the contents of my stomach from the night before (mainly burritos and whatever goes with mustard at the time in my drunken stupor) down the front of my shirt. and i ask myself… why cant i be a celebrity?
Dave- I think that they don’t think. Does that make sense?
Scott- You’re welcome!
Kelly- They pull you in and before you know it, you’re writing a blog about them even though you don’t even care…celebrities!
Carol- Don’t vampires need to shower once in a while. Get the dried blood off of them?
Politics Chick- Thank you for checking out my blog! Glad you agree with me.
Val- EVERYONE should use the word scurve instead of skank
Ryan- Don’t give up! You’ve got all the makings of a celebriity already, now you just need that one big break…
Ryan, people are starting to complain about the smell coming from your cube…
Yeah, go figure. You’d think that people who are in the spotlight all the time would make an attempt to look presentable.
Guess not.