Karma, You’re A Bitch
When I was in 4th grade, my friends and I started a club and we dubbed it “The Snob Squad.” Yes, we were little bitches. I don’t think the club had any real purpose, other than making us feel cool. And I was a force to be reckoned with. If a member crossed me, then may God have mercy on their soul. I once tore up a fellow member’s card (yes, we made ourselves membership cards) in front of her face in the bathroom and kicked her the fuck out. It was almost mafia-like in a way. Had I known how to use a gun, bitch would have been taken out execution style.
So now I’m sure that karma is repaying me because I’m in danger of being kicked out of a club. Well, not technically a club, but I like being a member of it. Humor Bloggers (not to be confused with Humor-Blogs) has decided that they shouldn’t have allowed people to openly enroll on their website. About a month ago, this site, which you previously had to be voted into, decided to allow any humor blogger to join in an effort to grow their membership. Now they’ve decided that wasn’t such a hot idea, and, like ducks in a row, they will be kicking bloggers out that they don’t feel meet their standards. So now I get to anxiously await and see if I’m funny enough to be in their club. All I have to say is,” Karma, you’re a bitch.”
Brookeamanda, regardless of the outcome, you are always welcome in my club: The golf-shirt, Dockers, black-socks and sandals Club. See previous posting.
Sorry to take up a second comments field, BUT…a (true) funny story about Humor-Blogs: Up until about 2 weeks ago, my blog was ranked 150th on the site. Then, literally overnight, I dropped a few slots to 1,879th! To add insult to injury, there are only 1,600 blogs total registered on the site. Kinda makes you wonder about these, huh?
Atleast you got accepted into Humor Bloggers. I got my decline notice within an hour!
Dave- humor blogs is also blog storm, and people have multiple blogs listed.
Derek: Thanks for the info. Still, I dropped faster than the NASDAQ on a bad day.
Derek–Thanks for the info. Still, I dropped faster than the NASDAQ on a bad day!
Dave- Awesome, your club sounds like fun! Are we allowed to drink? And about Humor-Blogs…I vote for you all the time!
Derek- Well, don’t take it personally. They closed off open registration this week so it probably was an auto- generated letter.
I think your blog will be just fine without being registered on that site. I deleted my account about two weeks ago (or thereabouts) for various reasons.