Girl Talk
I love getting together with my girlfriends, especially when there’s alcohol involved. Here’s a list of quotes from a recent get together that involved eight hours of eating, drinking, and bonding. I am not using names, not so much to protect the innocent, but because I don’t want anyone pissed at me. Enjoy!
“My pubs look like a 40 year old man’s receding hairline.” Um, I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.
“One time, I got toe-fucked. It’s like getting fingered, but with toes.” I’m going to file this one under “THINGS I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MY FRIENDS.”
“I was dating a guy who told me it would be okay if I wanted to pee on him.” If I remember correctly, this was also the same guy who told her she could stick her finger up his ass if she wanted to…she didn’t.
“I think my coochie lips taste like coffee.” Okay, I twisted that one a bit. She was actually talking about her lip gloss, but the rest of us were talking about coochies and we misunderstood.
“I was going down on a guy and in the middle of it, he asked me what I was doing that weekend. Was I supposed to answer or keep going?” Hmm, that is a predicament!
“I wish this couch had a toilet in it.” Yeah, I hate getting up to pee, too.
“I just had a baby…out of my butt!” This refers to the all enjoyable morning after pooh. It’s always a whopper when you’ve been drinking beer all night, followed by ten pounds of bean dip. Yummy!
Y’all sound like a fun bunch. let me know when the next get together is. I would fit in well.
Toe fucked????? Now there’s a gal who doesn’t require much in the length department.
I bet you would! Yeah, I had never heard of toe fucking before, either.
Ok, so a friend and I were talking about how we will do about anything in the bedroom and decided we should decide where we draw the line…. We decided it would be a definite negative if there was a request for pee or poop!! I mean even a free spirited fun lovin’ girl has to have her limits…..
Oh and to your friend with the old man receding pubes….For God’s sake please wax or shave…. No one wants to get an old man vibe when they are down there…..
LOL- The friend that said that actually waxes regularly. I think she was trying to make the point that there weren’t a lot of pubes down there, but it came out weird. Shocking since we’d been drinking
No Fair!!! You’re friends are way more fun than mine!! I went out last night and one girl mostly talked about how much money she spends at walmart and how expensive her new patio furniture is.
Yeah, my bitches are CRAZY!
Hard to believe I didn’t want to stay in Galva and hang with that isn’t it Carol???
No Doubt Kelly.
Carol….oh how I wish we lived closer….I have some friends like Brooke’s that we could share
BUT….I also have a few I could pair up with Ms. Boring Patio Furniture…..I think it is what happens when you have kids, you get stuck in with some boring “mom types” and you have to play along like you are not a freak anymore…..Thank God I do still have some “cool moms” to hang with…
You are lucky. I do have some friends that appreciate my wild side though! Mostly people I work with that know they are safe because I live an hour away!