And You Wonder Why You’re Single, Part II
Here’s another round of nonsensical, Craigslist hotties. As usual, I did not correct any spelling or grammar. Gentlemen, be afraid…be very afraid!
Post #1:
“Drive safely is important to me and I hate people who zig zag in and out of la”
I am 5 feet 6 inches with straight dirty blonde hair and a nice smile. I am addicted to movies. Faced iwth the bewildering choices of movies here’s a few I truly enjoyed. Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans, Network, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. I’m good at communicating my innermost thoughts and feelings. Driving safely is important to me and I hate people who zig zag in and out of lanes on the expressway. Think we’re the right fit? Please contact me to let me know why.
Brooke’s 2 Cents:
Okay, she didin’t put an age on this, but I’m guessing late 50’s to early 60’s by her choice in movies. “Bridge on the River Kwai?” HOT! What guy isn’t going to get hard reading this? And NOTHING turns a man on more than safe driving. I have a feeling this nut job may be a driver’s ed instuctor. Maybe she gives good road head?
Post #2
“Hi fellows. Hopefully one of you guys will be the one for me.”
Friends say I am a fun loving, affectionate young lady who knows what it takes to make a relationship work. I’m not a maid. I’m not into picking up after people who do not pick up after themselves. I am 5 ft. 7 in. with silky chestnut brown hair and a cute face. Wow…where do these authors come up the these stories. I love it. In recent past I have read books as Vanished, Danielle Steel & The Client, John Grisham.
Brooke’s 2 Cents:
This post actually starts off well, then she kills it with the maid comment. It’s a little hostile. Then she describes herself and kind of makes up for the maid thing. But, out of nowhere, she segways into books and it just doesn’t make any sense. It’s like she has ADD and is just writing the first thing that comes to mind. Don’t people read these over before they submit them? Wouldn’t she read this and think, “Wow, I am making NO sense at all and sound like a complete lunatic?” Oh, well, at least she’s a lunatic that can read.
Post #3:
“Helen-w4m”
something happened to me recently that awakend this inner woman in me that lusts to be used as a woman. anyways, for the longest time now, I’ve wanted to have a quickie in the back of a SUV. i just see how big some of these backseatstrunks are I admit my mind thinks dirty thoughts. please tell me if you think Im crazy for this kinda lust? i want to meet you at you workplace and we can have some luchtime fun.this has been a huge fatasy of mine for a long tiem. i really like guys who can do wonders with there tongue, and if you do it good enough you can stick you cock in me. If your serious about meeting up with me his me back here cutebookbuddies im under hellodoctor
Brooke’s 2 Cents:
Yes, Helen, I think you’re crazy and more importantly, your fanasy is stupid and so are you. You can’t spell or write for shit. You had some big awakening as a woman and your only fanatsy is to fuck in a car. Really? You could have done that in high school. And don’t you have a job? How the hell are you going to drop everything and meet some dude in a parking lot for vehicular sex? You are a moron.
Post #4:
” A shot at love with a Mixed-Asian darling”
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
What Im looking for from Craigslist is someone who would luv too have company to do adult things in life with like (dinner, learning kama sutra, morning coffee, etc.)
Sometimes, I am sarcastic. Sometimes I am extremely blunt.
Dancing makes me happy. (Usually I do this alone in my room, heehee.)
In general, I like males who are good looking and strong, but can also b thoughtful and intellectual when the situation call for it.
Brooke’s 2 Cents:
Hey, Tila Tequilla, are you writing a Haiku? What you are looking for from Craigslist is called an STD. Yeah, I know SO MANY guys looking to learn from the Kama Sutra and drink coffee. Have you seen the Kama Sutra? Someone could get injured trying to duplicate those moves. Why don’t you insert “drink beer and get laid?” instead. I think you would get a lot more responses that way. And, yes, I dance in my room by myself, too…when I’m really fucking drunk and have no sense of balance or dignity left (heehee).
>>>a huge fatasy of mine
Is a “fatasy” wanting to have fantastic sex with a really fat person? I must check urban dictionary.
I believe those people are called “chubby chasers.”
I like this, quite interesting and I am happy I found this. Miss amanda your show is interesting, and your ad is interesting as well. hello doctor.