My Perfect Match
I’ve used online dating services on and off for the last few years with marginal results. Eharmony takes the cake for worst online match-ups. Ever. In the course of three months I was matched with a bi-sexual male, a former child star who was quite bitter about his life, and a man in a wheel chair. Wouldn’t the first criteria for someone who has the use of their legs be to set them up with someone else who can walk? Maybe I’m just crazy for thinking that. Back in September I met up with a real winner that I met on match.com. Now, this is my fault because on match.com you pick out people for yourself and he looked cute enough in his pictures. The problem was when he got out of his GIANT truck he was shorter than me (and I’m only 5′2″). He also preceded to tell me on our date how hot he thought Sarah Palin was and how he HATED Tina Fey and her show. Well, that was it for me. I couldn’t get into my car fast enough. Besides the people in those Eharmony commercials (which I suspect are actors) does anyone find real love online?
I don’t know which service it is, but there is a commercial with a couple and the girl’s name is ann marie or some shit like that and the guy has the most giant, freakishly large head I have ever seen. I also hate the music in that commercial… totally reminds me of “you are the love of my life” or “you are the one that I love” song the couple sings on Madtv. That dating site ripped them off!
Who was the former child star? And now that I think of it… I haven’t heard about the paraplegic or the bi guy either.